british knee

The problem with falling in love with your best friend is that you can’t talk to your best friend about it.

why do u only have 1 wing

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone, they will pour acid on your shivering skin and leave you to die.

— Howard, Fresh Meat (via felicite)

(Source: romini)